Wednesday, 30 September 2009

• pharmacommercial

  Talk to your doctor first, before you take the pills we’re trying to sell

  Discontinue use if your kidneys twirl or explode

  Talk to your doctor first, explore your options, then decide how you feel

  Discontinue use if a whirlpool forms in your blood

  Discontinue use if your bones begin to dissolve

  Discontinue use if your lungs pop

  Discontinue use if you find yourself in the grave

  Discontinue use if your teeth droop

  Talk to your doctor, but we’re hoping that survivors become live, healthy consumers

  What if we fail to make this product shine? Its market-value will fall

  How do you advertise a product when you legally must list each of its dangers?

  Talk to your doctor first, before you take the pills we’re trying to sell

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